Their Little Fantasy and The Truth

The common fantasy I would hear would always include them catching me in an act.
The particulars may vary slightly, but it is always the same theme.

Recently, I have been chatting with a man online and then the conversation turns to fantasy and this same situation is described to me. Now, for some reason the men always think theirs is unique and clever. They also tend to think the fantasy is very sexy to the woman as well. However, I have no idea who these men are meeting to give them that idea, but they tend to think it none the less. (Maybe they decide it is.)

The recent fantasy of course involves them catching me in the act.

I emerge from the shower and walk naked to my bed. I lay on my bed and begin to slather my wet body with oil. As I am applying far too much oil than reasonably necessary, the guy walks in to see this display. For some reason he has a camera on him and begins to take photographs of me doing this. Then this apparently makes me rather hot and I get on my knees to play with myself. All the while he is photographing the action.

Apparently this is a very clever fantasy and I am supposed to find it really sexy. Unfortunately, I do not. I actually find it boring and lacking any arousal ability. He is going on and on and on in detail seriously thinking that I am digging this scenario. However, to be fair I say nothing and allow him to drone on and on.

What is it about catching me in the act of something? Okay, I get the voyeuristic thing but honestly do men think that women normally lie around naked slathering themselves with copious amounts of oil when they are not looking? This man would have been really disappointed to know that after a shower I dress while still in the bathroom. This is because I like that it is warm from the steam. I do not walk to my bed and slather myself in oil all seductively. I lotion myself in the bathroom before putting my clothes on so when I actually emerge from the shower room, I am fully clothed and ready for my makeup.

He kept asking me "Wouldn't you like that babe?" after every detail. What I would have really liked, is if he would stop asking me that. It was all rather goofy to me and it seemed so childish. It is hard to explain really, but I find the fantasy, the way he said it and the way he was acting while he said it: rather like a simple child. He asked if it could ever really happen in real life....
The truth: Not a chance. I don't get involved with this sort of man.
Don't get me wrong, I have fantasy too and like to live them. I also love a good fantasy from my partner. However, I find this one very tiring and lacking in any creativity or interest. I think it is the same generic pervy crap. I was only polite enough not to say anything about this to him. He has no idea. He is obviously free to fantasize however he likes, I won't spoil it for him.

Another truth....

When the customers would come to the peep show booth, they would always talk about the girl fingering herself.
Now the majority of women do NOT cum by fingering themselves. This is because physically, the sensations sit in the clit.... which is NOT located in the vagina but rather outside of it.
So when they tell me to play with myself and cum, this to me would be me rubbing my clit. They for some reason feel that I need to be fingering my vagina in order to really cum.
They obviously don't know that a woman only has feeling at the very entrance of her vagina and not deep inside of it. They would want me to finger deep and they expected that this was hot or enjoyable to me. In fact it was boring and I ALWAYS faked it. Partly because they were paying for a show and I wanted them to come back and give me more money for a performance....
Acting it was certainly. I first acted like they were hot, I acted like they were interesting, I acted like I gave two shits about their boring and lame fantasy and then I acted like they turned me on and I came fingering myself.

There were a few men that actually knew the truths. They apparently were the lucky few that had actually met a woman who would tell them about this. They didn't expect any bullshit acting. They actually didn't appreciate it. I preferred these men because then it was about the actual sensuality and not blatant, boring raunch. These men, actually made me work for my money. I would have to bring a realism and make it sensual and legitimate for them. This left a lot of room for creativity and certainly was not boring for me.