It's an action packed new series starring Tony Danza as a hard talking East Coast Italian ninja.
Watch him swing those fists of fury at all the Jersey evil doers. After he has taken out one of many mob king pins with his flying round house kicks he will utter timeless one liners ending with his catchy trademark "Ya know."
Here is just a sample of what to expect from the pilot episode:
After channeling the spirit of Bruce Lee, Tony Danza uses crotching tiger (yes crotching) to eliminate Guido. (who surprisingly has no apparent ninja skills.) Tony looks down at Guido's limp body and says, "Like shooting flies in a jar. Ya know?"
No Tony, I don't know. It isn't expected to last past the pilot, but in case it does....
The second episode:
Tony has been kidnapped by a bunch of roving alien mafia fanatics who intend to use him as a human sacrafice to the gods of the planets. Watch him try and weasel his way out of this one!
Being that he is the main character and hero of this epic series, of course he does. Let me spoil it for you because I doubt you will ever see it.
Tony uses an ancient alien artifact to freeze time and round house kick the heads off the mafia captors. Tony decides that since time is frozen he will sneak into this boss' house and make it with his daughter. The actress that plays the boss' daughter looks surprisingly like Alyssa Milano during her career on Who's the Boss? Tony levitates out the window and lands in a hamster style pose. After time unfreezes Tony tells his boss "Here's lookin at you, ya know?"
I can't wait to not see this one.
Speaking of Tony Danza and Alyssa Milano. Does it seem that there could have been some messing around between the two backstage?
Alyssa Milano was definatly my hero, but only in the role of Sam. After she did the Teen Steam video I wasn't able to hang out with her. I mean obviously she is very proud of her flatulance. To tell you the truth, I have a rather weak constitution and my stomach can not really tolerate the odor. She's a real stinky girl.
"Teen teen steam, gotta let it out. Teen teen steam, gotta let it out.... gotta let it out."
